Chapter 10, the Dark Lord has become a failure
"What are you doing, Erniang?" Wang Lang asked
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After finishing YY, pull up your pants and come to the kitchen to take a look
Wang Wang said: "With an unsteady position, a batch of eggs has fallen, and there are more batches of eggs that will burst out. I do not believe that our father will come to guard us every day"
Wang Xiaoya was very excited because she was about to drink alcohol for the first time in her life
Wang Anshi glanced at the basket displaying thirteen large eggs, resembling works of art, and was slightly taken aback
Wang Xiaoya bit her finger and asked, "What does it mean to be unable to succeed?"
Wang Lang then gave her a slap on the back of the head and said: "What are you still dawdling for? Hurry up and get to work, feed the chickens, clean the water troughs, and sweep up the chicken droppings. Those droppings are also money; they can be sold."
Wang Fang is now very concerned about his father's character and has finally come to understand why his father is so disliked in the political arena
"Do you want to lick it again?" Wang Wang asked
Thinking of this, Wang Anshi squatted down and said gently: "Pang'er, what you said is not wrong, but it is indeed a shortcut, and it has the suspicion of being a literary trick. I do not advocate this approach of yours, and this is also the reason why I pretend not to see your mischief in not going to the state school to study. Because that place, the state school, is filled with sophistry and such literary trickery. There is certainly knowledge to be gained, but it is most undesirable."
Wang Fang no longer dared to act arrogantly. The Dark Lord is indeed not so easily deceived
Er Ya, upon hearing this, tearfully hugged Wang Fang's waist and said, "I don't want our father to be harmed"
Zheng seemed somewhat taken aback. It was evident that in the past, Wang Fang would not have called her "Second Mother," as he must have been influenced and swayed by the charms of his beautiful mother.
Er Ya is indeed somewhat timid, thus she slightly shook her head
The donkey Xiaobao walked over, biting the wine jug and raising its head. With a few gulps, it drank all the wine.
What a weakling, the little chicken is truly too small, it needs to increase its nutrition to improve
Zheng Erniang hurriedly said: "Young master, you cannot come to the kitchen; this is a place for women."
None of them waited for Wang Lang to respond, and Old Man Anshi walked over with a smile and said, "Let me see, you all look so happy, how many eggs have you found?"
Wang Xiaoya covered her head and said: "The eggs have all been confiscated by our father, and there is no rice noodle to eat. Is there any point in doing this?"
Thus, these eggs completely transformed into symbols of sugar figurines and rice flour in Wang Xiaoya's eyes. Yesterday was truly a delightful experience, the most enjoyable one since Wang Xiaoya's birth, even more comfortable than the New Year
Wang Anshi waved his hand and smiled, saying: "Come here, little girl, let your father see how many eggs you have collected this time?"
Indeed, you are a prodigy, and you have the determination. Continue your research, and if you can ultimately summarize a systematic understanding, the people of the Song Dynasty will no longer suffer from nutritional deficiencies. When that time comes, even I, as a father, will bow to you.
Wang Xiaoya was just about to excitedly report when a gentle voice came from behind, saying: "You two are up so early as well, thank you for your hard work. This is the style of my Wang family; one must work diligently in life to avoid regretting the rest of their days"
Wang Wang covered his head and continued, "Did my son say something wrong?"
Wang Anshi felt somewhat helpless towards this son of his; ever since he was kicked by a donkey, he has become charming and whimsical. While he is indeed interesting, there is always a sense of frivolity, lacking in steadiness.
After returning, I hid in the donkey stable
"What you may not know, Erniang, is that a true hero is one who can both enter the hall and descend to the kitchen. In fact, I am such a person, and I thought you were aware of this." Wang Lang said
Quite secretive, even the little donkey Xiaobao does not know
Upon hearing this sound, Wang Tang and Er Ya immediately wore expressions of dismay, realizing that they had finally met their match
Wang Wang said: "You are the appointed governor of Huaixi by the Emperor, with significant responsibilities and a multitude of affairs to manage daily. It is not your duty to concern yourself with raising chickens, yet you insist on intervening; this is a misalignment of priorities. If trivial matters cause delays in military and state affairs, it would be a disservice to the Emperor..."
Wang Lang hurriedly stopped him, saying: "Father, it seems that I must criticize you again."
After getting Xiaobao drunk, Wang Lang was in charge of directing, while Wang Xiaoya was responsible for digging a pit. They excavated a treasure site in the donkey stable and securely hid one hundred and fifty wen.
As a noble young master, Wang Lang did not enter the chicken coop, but waited outside. When he saw Wang Xiaoya come out, his face was filled with happiness, leading Wang Lang to speculate that the number of eggs would exceed his expectations.
Er Ya's mother is working in the kitchen. At this moment, the aroma of rice has already filled the air, as she is cooking porridge
As a child, if one has never eaten candy or drunk wine, it is a great regret in life. Er Ya happily murmured, having completed both of these life tasks yesterday
Da Huang cried out of despair, yet he has not even truly achieved results. How can he prematurely start to represent the people of the Song Dynasty in accepting the outcomes?
It was only after Zheng Erniang entered the household that Old Wang was liberated
Wang Huang squatted down and pinched his little nose: "With me, Da Huang, around, everything is under control. Our dad is so adorable, yet they keep bullying him, truly thinking that the Wang family is without support. I will definitely help my father resolve these issues. Now, I just need to wait for an opportunity, to promote the chicken-raising business."
Wang Xiaoya stood at attention with fervor: "Always ready to heed the orders of the higher-ups."
Wang Anshi exclaimed, "Are we going to be criticized again?"
Unable to finish speaking, I was struck on the back of the head by the Demon King, my father, and pushed aside
With a sigh, Wang Lang patted Er Ya's little head and said, "Our father has failed to make a success of himself."
Wang Xiaoya could only send it over with tears in her eyes
Zheng Erniang could not refute this, for her idol, Lord Wang Anshi, was precisely the kind of person he described
In earlier years, Madam Wu had a cleanliness obsession and felt that the kitchen was dirty, so she did not want to come. Given Wang Anshi's frugal nature, he certainly would not hire a cook or allow his mother to enter the kitchen, so he took it upon himself to do the cooking. As a result, Old Wang always appeared disheveled and dirty
Wang Anshi, looking disheveled and unconcerned about his lowly status, seized the eggs from two small children and left with a flourish
She looked very eager, her eyes wide open. After Wang Bang dipped his chopsticks in some wine, Er Ya stuck out her little tongue to lick the chopsticks
The Dark Lord fundamentally enjoys robbery. Now he is 'robbing' us, and soon he will continue to 'rob' the officials of Huaixi, causing the officials to live in despair, and the bureaucrats and the young aristocrats will also suffer. Thus, hatred will begin to accumulate. So, despite his impressive momentum, if he offends too many people at a certain point, he will be kicked by the emperor to a poor place to become a lowly soldier, and he will have to take many detours for years to come. Wang Lang muttered.
The next day, Er Ya found thirteen eggs, just as the elder brother had said, which was indeed more than the previous day
At this moment, when no one was around, Wang Fang opened his pants and looked down.